domingo, diciembre 17, 2006

29 historias disparatadas

LA HISTORIA DE LA MUJER QUE PARA TODO SE HACIA UN PLAN:

Una mujer para todo se hacia un plan. Lo escribía en un papel y después todo tenia que pasar exactamente según su plan.
El domingo por la tarde vendrían invitados. La mujer escribió en un papel: “1. poner la mesa, 2.ponerse el traje de los domingos, 3.adornar la tarta, 4. dar el biberón al niño.
5.encerrar al perro en el baño, 6.ir a recoger a los invitados al tranvía”.
Lo primero puso la mesa y después quiso cambiarse. Cuando había empezado a hacerlo vinieron los invitados. Eso trastornó por completo a la mujer, pues no entraba en su plan.
Se puso primero el traje de los domingos y encima el sujetador. Le dio al niño la manga de adornar la tarta y al perro le metió en biberón en la boca. Después encerró a los invitados en el baño y se fue a la parada del tranvía.

(Ursula Wolfel)

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